Girls Gone Wild (in print?)

Posted by Nixon on May 13th, 2008 filed in News

Associating with girls who have gone, or are going, wild is likely a vice for a lot of males, and some females as well.  So not surprisingly the Girls Gone Wild empire has been branching out into new pursuits.  Joe Francis started off getting chicks to show their tits, or as Wikipedia eloquently puts it “(Girls Gone Wild looks for) attractive young women who agree to expose their bodies for the camera, usually in exchange for a tank top and sometimes short pants”.

I think we can all agree that chicks showing off their tits is fun for everyone involved, especially if proceedings are recorded and put on the internet for eternity.  Sure Ashley Dupre could have made $1 million bucks getting naked for Mr. Francis and Girls Gone Wild after bringing down the Governor of New York, but oh wait, she had already gotten naked for Girls Gone Wild, for, you guessed it, a tank top.

So, what do I see when checking out Google’s Hot Trends for today? In rank 46: “Girls Gone Wild Magazine”.  A magazine? Girls gone wild? That is tres web 0.2 no?  The Google Trend was in relation to the latest reality TV show ”Bachelor” (that is a vice for another day) winner Shayne Lamas being the latest covergirl for the GGW magazine.

I was more interested that the Girls Gone Wild media empire had a print magazine then checking out mildly titilating shots of the magazine cover.  Apparently, the GGW mag’s first edition came out April 14th, 2008 and had a whopping 14 pages, for $9.99. Now unless your vice is paying too much for a print skin magazine with features like The Search for the Wildest Bar” and “The Insane Life of a Girls Gone Wild Camera Man” and then some shots of a couple of college girls’ tits, I would suggest you look for naked girls ON THE INTERNET.  The Girls Gone Wild franchise has gone from videos to a website to a print magazine?  Man, Joe Francis, listen dude, here is some free advice, save on the production cost of all those glossy pages and just keep finding 18 and 19 year old girls to exploit before they grow up enough to learn better.  Oh wait, Francis is too busy fighting a government indictment for tax evasion…

In other news, watch out for AnythingVice’s premier print edition, coming out Jan 09 with features such as “The Search for the Wildest Webpage” and “The Crazy Life of a AnythingVice Writer”.